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Buzzword Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that!

How to play

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout BINGO!

Buzzwords
synergy	strategic fit	gap analysis	best practice	bottom line
revisit	bandwidth	hardball	out of the loop	benchmark
value-added	proactive	win-win	think outside the box	fast track
result-driven	empower	knowledge base	total quality	touch base
mindset	client focus	ball park	game plan	leverage

Testimonials from satisfied players

"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won." -Jack W., Boston
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." David D., Florida
"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." Bill R. New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the process meeting as fourteen of us waited for the fifth box." Ben G, Denver.
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us shouted 'bullshit' for the third time in two hours." Kathleen L., Atlanta