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Some jokes just don't stop being funny. Crazy Watto came out in 2000 and these days has his own wikipedia entry!
Even after all this time, I still find it piss funny. It's the line it's just a scratch, we'll paint it over, we'll buff it out ehh!
that really gets me going, then of course selling the Borg Cube by saying sure she's boxy, but she's SAFE!
(best of all, you can hear the guy doing the voiceover nearly pissing himself laughing).
So anyway, here's Crazy Watto for your (probably repeat) enjoyment...
Just one new one this time: Aussie Words. I think it was Klangaroo that really set me off...
Sometimes you know a story is going to be gold, just as soon as you read the first paragraph.
Corn Fed Venison - It Looked Good On Paper! | The WVb:
As I sit here behind this laptop, I now realize that this definitely wasn’t the brightest idea I have ever had. I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.
The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.
Talk about being in for a rude shock...! :)
This is quite spectacular... hard to tell if it's for real or a really elaborate setup. But it looks and sounds real.
Frankly this is why a good bit of office fun is worthwhile. Break tension! Have fun with your co-workers! :)
Maybe do a big of office rowing...
...or recreate a Formula One lap around the office, complete with pitstop...
...or get your whole office to lip-dub your favourite song!
Lip Dub - Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger from amandalynferri on Vimeo. See also, the the making-of video of the lip dub.
Remember people, fun in the office is not a waste of time, it's a duty of all office workers to break the tension and avoid brainsnaps :)
Most planes lift off about 2/3 of the way down the runway. Not this Ilyushin IL76 freight aircraft, fully loaded on a warm, still day... but it's the commentary that really makes this one :)
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