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Human v1.1 - Hotfix patch

dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball and become inaccessible
random cheek and tongue biting during food consumption issue fixed
memory leak patched, should fix the "enter room and forget why" and item misplacement issues
fixed a bug where the motivation module would randomly fail to load

Understanding Technicians This is *really* funny.
Glossary of Computer Terms
The broken cup holder. This one has become a classic.
The "any" key and other miscellaneous dumbness
Movie Computers
Acronyms
Engineer Jed Programmer, that is...
The Dead Texts! Part 1. These are really funny, but you have to have used BBSs a bit to get a lot of the jokes. That rules out all you young pups who've never used text-only dialup.
The Dead Texts! Part 2.
The Dead Texts! Part 3. For more Dead Text goodness, their author was kind enough to alert me to fact they've been updated for the modern day.
Cybersex in all its glory
Progress report: Girlfriend 1.0 and Boyfriend 4.0. Also a Tech Support call regarding Wife 1.0 and a general Human v1.1 Hotfix Patch
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
How many mailing list users does it take to change a lightbulb? Sad but true.
Tech Support's nightmare (well, one of the many, anyway)
5 reasons why computers are female. (In this category but only just missed being put in The Gender War :))
Yuppie on Holidays Think of your PDA-toting, clueless-but-enthusiastic "net surfaholic, dude!" type of yuppie.
If the Beatles had been programmers...
Woah! Error! Shit!
Windaz 2000 (Aussie version) and Windaez 2000 (Scottish version)
The secret Micro$oft Word settings and other Office-related jokes (four images).
Comprehending the IT guy
Bad Domain Names
The Bard gets into the meme: Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me