Microsoft Windows, Geordie Edition

More: Computers, Internet, Lusers...

• Understanding Technicians This is *really* funny.
• Glossary of Computer Terms
• The broken cup holder. This one has become a classic.
• The "any" key and other miscellaneous dumbness
• Movie Computers
• Acronyms
• Engineer Jed Programmer, that is...
• The Dead Texts! Part 1. These are really funny, but you have to have used BBSs a bit to get a lot of the jokes. That rules out all you young pups who've never used text-only dialup.
• The Dead Texts! Part 2.
• The Dead Texts! Part 3. For more Dead Text goodness, their author was kind enough to alert me to fact they've been updated for the modern day.
• Cybersex in all its glory
• Progress report: Girlfriend 1.0 and Boyfriend 4.0. Also a Tech Support call regarding Wife 1.0 and a general Human v1.1 Hotfix Patch
• Abort, Retry, Ignore?
• How many mailing list users does it take to change a lightbulb? Sad but true.
• Tech Support's nightmare (well, one of the many, anyway)
• 5 reasons why computers are female. (In this category but only just missed being put in The Gender War :))
• Yuppie on Holidays Think of your PDA-toting, clueless-but-enthusiastic "net surfaholic, dude!" type of yuppie.
• If the Beatles had been programmers...
• Woah! Error! Shit!
• Windaz 2000 (Aussie version) and Windaez 2000 (Scottish version)
• The secret Micro$oft Word settings and other Office-related jokes (four images).
• Comprehending the IT guy
• Bad Domain Names
• The Bard gets into the meme: Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me