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If women ruled the world...

mouse opens to reveal makeup compact

car yards - red cars, blue cars...

huge parking space with runway lights

hammer and screwdriver set composed of a shoe and a butter knife

toilet with seat chained to the floor

a car's speedometer going from STOP, through slow, bit slow, quickish, quick, ooh!, bit scary, careful, hold on, bite lip, shut eyes, stop now.

office assistant: that's a lovely top you're wearing