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A Perfect Day
The perfect day according to HER
- 8:45
- wake up to hugs and kisses
- 9:00
- 5 Pounds lighter on the scale
- 9:30
- Light Breakfast
- 11:00
- Sunbathe
- 12:30
- Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
- 1:45
- Shopping
- 2:30
- Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs.
- 3:00
- Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
- 7:30
- Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
- 10:00
- Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
- 11:30
- Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
The perfect day according to HIM
- 10:00
- Wake up
- 10:02
- Oral Sex
- 10:10
- Big Breakfast
- 11:30
- Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
- 2:15
- Enormous lunch
- 3:15
- Oral sex
- 3:25
- Play sports with the guys
- 4:30
- Drink Beer with the guys
- 6:30
- Meet supermodel
- 6:40
- Oral sex
- 6:50
- Huge dinner, more beer
- 11:00
- Full on, get down, gorilla sex
- 11:10
- sleep.
